**AbOut Me** 
Sunday, August 27, 2006Y
5:04 PM
Three Little PigsThis story vely Sin-ga-polean flavoured.
-----Dun give up with the pronounciation half-way-thru,-----the best part always comes toward the last lah!-----find out what this word means: ‘garmen’.
Last time, got tree leetle pics. Dey all blarders but not marry yet, so cannot get hedg-de-be flat, so must built deir own house.
De fers blarder, a bit switch-off and like to relac, so he only wan to built simple-simple house, so he go and built one with stlaw. But den hor, when de house finis alledy, his blarders laugh at him and say, “Wapiang, stlaw house how can live? So ao one – got no standard!”
De secan blarder hor, think hard hard and den wan to built a more good house, so he take many, many wood and built a wooden house. He go take many piece of wood but his two blarders laugh at him and say “Walau, so kayu one – wood where can tahan de wind? Wind come and all drop alledy!”
De terd blarder like to be aiksi-borak one, so he wan to built his house make come out of blick one.
When de house finis alledy, his blarders all come and see and den dey say, “Wah, your house so nice one, you got blick you early early donch say – so ngiaow one!” De terd blarder say back, “Use your blain, use your blain! You where can be so crever like me?”
De tree blarders live happy-happy after that, but den got one day, de biig bad woof come and karchau de fers blarder. De woof say, “Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!”
De leetle pic very tee-kee one, so donch open de door. So de woof open his mouf big big and brow de stlaw house down.
De fers blarder den run away fast fast to his secan blarder house. When at de secan blarder house hor, the woof also come and say, “Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!”
De secan blarder auso donch open de door, so de woof open his mouf big big and brow de kayu house down.
De two blarders den run away fast fast to deir terd blarder house.
Now auso hor, at de terd blarder house, de woof again come and say, “Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!”
De terd blarder say back, “You tink you so crever you can brow my blick house down meh? You wan to brow you brow lor!”
So de woof open his mouf big big and he brow and brow but he cannot brow down. He brow and brow and den, he pengsan!
De brave leetle pics go out and see de woof is die or not. Dey all carry de woof in, tinking dat de woof die alledy. Suddenry, de woof jum up and huntam de fers and secan blarders. De terd blarder stand one side – diam diam ony.
You see ah, de terd blarder was a glassloot [grass root] leader and dat’s how he got de blicks. De woof know dis and say to de terd blarder if he donch hap him to catch his two udder blarders, de woof go and leport him to the garmen.
So wat to do? Bo-bian what! So togeder de terd leetle pic and de woof sit down to share-share eat suckling pics in de terd blarder’s upgladed house.
THE END
hehehe its sooo damn freaky singlish la... but i tink its quite irrtating after reading the first paragraph.. sooo peeple lesson learnt dont paly play ha .. dont use singlish and speak good english ..... heheheh
